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• Oxnard Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things That May Cause the Driver to be Arrested After a Pedestrian Accident
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Being too drunk to spell your name. 2. Being too wasted to know your name. 3. Asking if you can take your invisible pet pig with you to jail. 4. Asking why they aren’t arresting the light post that finally stopped your car. 5. Having a license...
• Oxnard Personal Injury Lawyer’s Top Ten Reasons to be Turned Down for a Rental Car After a Personal Injury Car Accident
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. We don’t accept grocery club cards. 2. You wrecked the last car you rented. 3. You’re only 16. 4. We need to see a valid driver’s license. 5. You’re drunk. 6. We don’t allow drivers in gorilla outfits, even on Halloween. 7. You’re jo...
• Oxnard Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things That May Cause a Truck to be Impounded After a Truck Accident
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Leaking gas. 2. Leaking toxic fumes. 3. Illegal cigarettes from Canada. 4. Illegal prescription medicines from Canada. 5. Brakes with the stopping power of mush. 6. Fake license plates. 7. Tires balder than the driver’s shaved head. 8. Strange...
• Ventura Bicycle Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Unpublicized Secrets of Police Investigation of Fault for Bicycle Accidents
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. People with firearms are disarmed quickly. 2. People with screaming kids are minus two points. 3. Pit bulls are minus five points. 4. Hot chicks get the officer’s best smile. 5. Scotch bottles are grounds for a breathalyzer test. 6. Nervous be...
• Ventura Car Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Secrets of Police Determinations of Who’s at Fault for Car Accidents
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. There’s really no need to give a ticket to a girl in high heels and short shorts. 2. Cars with bad brakes are usually at fault. 3. The car that rear ends another needs a really, really good explanation not to be found at fault. 4. Drivers with...
• Ventura Motorcycle Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Secrets of Police Determinations of Responsibility for Motorcycle Accidents
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. A hot chick on a motorcycle in a bikini is never at fault and an all points bulletin for an ambulance is issued. 2. Joe the plumber is probably going to be at fault. 3. Sarah Palin in expensive clothes would be a quandary. 4. A pig with lipstick...
• Ventura Personal Injury Attorney’s Top Ten Secrets of Police Investigations of Fault for Personal Injury Auto Accidents
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1) The drunk driver is almost always at fault. If both drivers are drunk, they’re both at fault. 2) The driver that takes flight is usually at fault. 3) The driver who asks, "Don’t you know who I am?" loses ten points. 4) There’s no need to g...
• Santa Barbara Car Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things That Can Lead to Auto Accidents
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Not eating breakfast. 2. Not eating your vegetables. 3. Not exercising. 4. Not calling your mother back. 5. Not voting. 6. Not taking your vitamins. 7. Not paying your taxes. 8. Not eating enough fruit. 9. Not eating enough fiber. 10. Not readin...
• Santa Monica Auto Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Causes of Car Accidents
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1) Changing Radio Stations - Sure we agree it’s necessary when a radio station decides to play the same song you’ve heard a thousand times before and really didn’t care for it the first time you heard it. But wait until it’s safe to make th...
• Santa Monica Bicycle Accident Attorney’s Top Ten Things That Go Through Your Mind as You Have a Bicycle Accident
  (Sat Nov 8th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. This is not good, not at all. 2. This is going to hurt. 3. Tell me that car isn’t going to hit me. 4. Surely that truck is going to veer away, isn’t it? 5. Okay, now how do I get out of this? 6. I’ve got to get a better health plan. 7. Thi...

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