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• Yucca Valley Bicycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do to Avoid a Bicycle Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Ride for Alaska. 2. Look for the First Dude. 3. Ask the sled dogs to pull the bike faster. 4. Throw the press under the wheels of the approaching bus. 5. Put on designer racing clothes. 6. Wear new designer sun glasses. 7. Wear designer sun bloc...
• Yucca Valley Motorcycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After a Motorcycle Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Accuse the other driver of being associated with dangerous characters. 2. Accuse the other driver of having a dangerous sounding middle name. 3. Accuse the other driver of going to a radical pastor’s church. 4. Look for Putin rearing his head....
• Yucca Valley Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After a Truck Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Fall for another fake phone call from the French President offering his sympathy. 2. Throw the McCain aides who are trashing her under the proverbial wheels of the truck. 3. Lay low in Alaska. 4. Go moose hunting. 5. Have the Alaskan National Gu...
• Yucca Valley Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things Palin Would Do After an Auto Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Buy new clothes. 2. Try to determine if the accident was in a country or a continent. 3. Look to see if a moose caused the accident. 4. Refuse to grant interviews. 5. Fire the state trooper. 6. Look to see if she can see Russia from her car. 7. ...
• Cathedral City Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things People Wish They Hadn’t Said After an Auto Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. I’m all right, I think. 2. Everybody makes mistakes. 3. You’re not to blame. It can happen to anyone. 4. I don’t need an ambulance. 5. I don’t need to go to the hospital. 6. I don’t need a doctor. 7. I don’t think anything is broken....
• Cathedral City Bicycle Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things People Wish They Hadn’t Gone for After a Bicycle Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. You’ll send me a check for my bike? 2. We don’t need the police? 3. We don’t need a police report? 4. This is your name? 5. This is your address? 6. This is your insurance company? 7. You admit it’s your fault? 8. This is your phone numb...
• Cathedral City Pedestrian Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things People Wish They Hadn’t Fallen for After a Pedestrian Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Thinking the driver had an honest face. 2. The fake insurance information. 3. The fake address and telephone number. 4. The story of the other driver. 5. Thinking there was no need for a police report. 6. Thinking it would take too long to wait...
• Cathedral City Personal Injury Lawyer’s Top Ten Things People Wish They Had Said After a Personal Injury Car Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. Are you all right, you nitwit? 2. Are you crazy or did someone put out a contract on my life? 3. No, I will not handle this privately. We need to get the law here to arrest you. 4. Lets make sure no one else is hurt before I tell you what I real...
• Cathedral City Truck Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Things People Wish They Hadn’t Believed Before a Truck Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. No one can get hurt in a truck. 2. Air bags will keep you from getting hurt at all. 3. Seat belts won’t cause bruising. 4. Things are looking up. 5. Your horoscope is never wrong. 6. You’re invulnerable. 7. This is a good day to take a drive...
• Newport Coast Auto Accident Lawyer’s Top Ten Excuses for not Getting Treatment That Doctors Hear After an Auto Accident
  (Sun Nov 9th, 2008, by R. Sebastian Gibson)
  1. It was just a car accident. 2. I can live with the pain. 3. I have aspirin at home. 4. I know I shouldn’t use it, but I have pain medication at home. 5. I’d have to call for an appointment. 6. It takes so long to get an appointment. 7. I’d...

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